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Things You Can't Say

Everyone takes the frustrations of life out on inanimate object. I mean, you can't tell your boss that he's dumb and outdated, but you could say it to your old flip phone instead. You certainly could never spray your wife in the face with water to make her shut-up, but you can do that to your dog. I could go on for days, but you get the idea. I mean, everyone does this, right? No, seriously, right?
WARNING: Some scenes may contain explicit language and mature subject matter. Viewer discretion is advised.

August 22, 2014

Host: Nathan Ondracek (Former Member)
Cast: Christopher Clarke  (Former Member), Stephen Igwe, Doug Kayne, Kalyna Leigh (Former Member), Nathan Ondracek (Former Member), Jamira Renee (Former Member), Rebecca Rios, & Wayne Stribling, Jr. (Former Member)
Things: Baseball Bat, Sideburns, Monkey

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